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go hard in the paint 

To pop a boner and stick it into a can of paint.
Joe: I go hard in the paint every night dude
Matt: Like, you played basketball?
Joe: Uhh...

Go hard in the paint 

To have sexual intercourse with a woman on her period.

This term originated off of frazho road in a Detroit suburb called "The Ville".
GUY 1 "I picked this girl up last night, she was on the rag though."
GUY 2 "did you go hard in the paint."

Bout to go hard in the paint.

Going hard in the paint means “i’m feeling this situation and I’m about to go hard in the paint. Meaning, I’m about to make it do what it do. “NOW WHAT?”
Tonight I’m about to go hard in the paint. Make it do what it do.

Go Hard in the Motherfucking Paint 

To pile at least 4 people into a basement bathroom, then proceed to smoke copious amounts of Marijuana using a vaporizer with the door closed, the fan on, the lights off, a strobe light flashing, and rave music plays on a nearby boombox/ghetto blaster.
Maria: "Hey, did you guys go hard in the motherfucking paint last weekend?"

Colin: "No, we couldn't. Nobody had a free bathroom for the night."

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026