by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021
Something you usually hear from your dad before he leaves you and comes back after you’ve become a famous football player
*child is born*
Dad: Sees child
Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store
Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state
Dad: Sees child
Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store
Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state
by Freatagahjaj April 07, 2021
An expression used to tell someone to take off their rose coloured glasses, restrain their lustful urges and get control of their hormones.
Person 1: oh my gosh have you seen how sexy my crush is in his last post? God I’d love to suck those little toes of his and have his children 😍
Person 2: AYO WHAT? That was way outta pocket fam, go touch some grass and take a breather.
Person 2: AYO WHAT? That was way outta pocket fam, go touch some grass and take a breather.
by Max Frampton December 13, 2021
Sam: Hey, can I borrow $50?
Eric: Uh, I loaned you $200 last week. No. You and Phil Jackson can go smoke some peyote.
Eric: Uh, I loaned you $200 last week. No. You and Phil Jackson can go smoke some peyote.
by ChuckChaser69 May 09, 2011
Because any of your sperm can grow up to be Hitler so masturbating is the new service to our country because it protects the world from Hitler. Optional ending is, "God Bless America".
Me: Well Im going to go kill some Hitlers.
Friend: Ok dude, just wash your hands when your done.
Me: Ok.
Me: "ugh ugh UGH UGH!!!! AHHH!!! God Bless America!"
Friend: Ok dude, just wash your hands when your done.
Me: Ok.
Me: "ugh ugh UGH UGH!!!! AHHH!!! God Bless America!"
by shark1669661 September 17, 2010
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by ibestlouie July 20, 2021