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devious lick

A term for when someone steals something from or vandalizes a school. A for some reason, popular trend. They mostly use the same sound, which is some old song from a couple years back

about a guy banging your hoe. From sinks, to buses, nothing is safe.

I just did a devious lick. The school bouta be real mad when they see bus #1000 is missing.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 20, 2021

tp

Short for toilet paper, a cylinder like object made from paper for the sole use of cleaning the anal cavity after removing solid waste from the body. In a dumber version, the stuff you wipe your ass with when you shit so that you don’t have underwear that stinks.

Hey, any more tp left?

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 5, 2021

BitLife

An “adult life simulator” available on PC, and mobile. A free game where you could live many lives, and do whatever. Except crime.

I robbed a train in BitLife.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 4, 2021

video games

Worldwide source of entertainment seen by some as a waste of time, others as a way to relieving stress, a career to some, even. They’ve been around for over half a century, and the industry, while flawed, isn’t half bad. Great games like Minecraft encourage creativity, and a game like Breath of Wild is something someone with even a second of free time can become addicted to. Sometimes they can make us mad, and that’s ok. Practice and maybe some time away from the game in question, and playing another calming one, can fix that. The formats it can be played in include: Digital(Game files,) Disc, Cartridge, Plug and Play, and the lists goes on. So, video games are cool.

1:My parents hate video games. Apparently they distract from my schoolwork, but it’s summer.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 4, 2021

that’s tuff

What all of your Discord friends tell you when you say you got rejected. It’s alright, I’ll keep it a secret. shit, they know.

1:Jennifer left me..
2: Damn bro, that’s tuff.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 4, 2021

Nintendo Switch

The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.

The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 18, 2021

welp

A word commonly used when a person is aware of something that wasn’t very good, and is okay with that.

Welp, looks like I got tetanus.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 12, 2021