noun-The cheesy matter around a dog's penis that gnat can't seem to resist. noun- A person who is a complete dumbass.
Why did you stick your hand in the garbage disposal when it was on you stupid gnat cheese? That pit-bull has loads of gnat cheese.
by J Lee January 27, 2006
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a 2 piece band from stevenage, england.
consists of very poor guitar playing and mocking of most bands/people/ideas
consists of very poor guitar playing and mocking of most bands/people/ideas
by sugna December 14, 2003
Get the gnarcheese mug.1. The act of squatting over and performing The Goat over a sleeping individual. Upon the awakening of your victim, begin to squeeze out a rather large wad of dookie and just when your victim shrieks at the horrific sight; dump the load. Don't forget to call him a fag and kick him in the ass 2. a REAL dick move.
Some dude: Yesterday John woke up to me giving him the Goatcheese Surprise. He was so scared that he shit himself
Other dude: Oh MY GOD!
Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.
Other dude: Oh MY GOD!
Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.
by Chrisopher Walken October 27, 2011
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