gnardog
That guy is a gnardog, a straight gnardog.
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Gnardog
A very Unnatractive woman.
This can be for a number of reasons, though usually she is either ugly, fat or a slut.
This can be for a number of reasons, though usually she is either ugly, fat or a slut.
Gnardog by Reisenhart August 15, 2007
Gnardog Special
To orally rape a human being that is currently stuck in a zip-tied sleeping bag that is sharing a tent with you.
C: Hey dude guess what I did last night camping with my friend Oliver Anoose?
R: What did you do?
C: I took off his pants when he was sleeping then I zip tied his sleeping bag. Next I whipped out my COCK and shook him. As he was yawning because I woke him up, I inserted my penis into his mouth.
R: Haha yeah bro, THE GNARDOG SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: What did you do?
C: I took off his pants when he was sleeping then I zip tied his sleeping bag. Next I whipped out my COCK and shook him. As he was yawning because I woke him up, I inserted my penis into his mouth.
R: Haha yeah bro, THE GNARDOG SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gnardog Special by Barnicle Bros-7/24/12 3:00 AM July 24, 2012
gnar dog
a total bad ass. someone who kills at their skill, totally wrecks it. usually works hard for what they want/do. often a crazy mothaf*cka..
gnar dog by maddienig. June 20, 2006
gnardogshred
Expressing a physical art such as skateboarding in an excessively stylish manor. Derived from the English Gnarly meaning "Quite dandy" and the English suffixes dog shred meaning “to finely dice an animal that is larger than a cat yet smaller than a horse." *Note* The word's emphasis is largely expanded if surrounded by "cash-money" signs as shown in the example bellow. Do not become bamboozled, "Nardogshred" is not a widely accepted currency! Although acceptations are made if Rad Percy is taking up residence in your neck of the woods.
gnardogshred by Buffalo Danger! January 27, 2009
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