Person 1: I did so badly on that math test, I got a D.
Person 2: oh, I got and A because I’m the GMOAT.
Person 1: fuck, I hate GMOATS!
Person 2: oh, I got and A because I’m the GMOAT.
Person 1: fuck, I hate GMOATS!
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by Banjo August 15, 2003
Get the gmafb mug.Slang term used to denote farmers and hillbillies. A gloaf is described as being a moronic, idiotic, impulsive, repulsive, dimwitted, clumsy oaf of a farmer. A gloaf usually smells of manure or body odour, or a mix of the two. Typically, most gloafs are ignorant and opinionated. See also, bigot
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Note: if something comes out besides air...then it is no longer a successful GLOAF
See: muddbutt
Note: if something comes out besides air...then it is no longer a successful GLOAF
See: muddbutt
So we were at the Company Employee Picnic and after eating my boss's wife's meatloaf.... I Gloafed when he was talking about my upcoming raise. How embarrassing!
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