gmoaf

Give More Of A Fuck

people should really gmoaf sometimes

by GodOfLinux March 19, 2022

GMOAT

A person who is exceptionally good at math, hence is the GMOAT, greatest mathematician of all time.

Person 1: I did so badly on that math test, I got a D.
Person 2: oh, I got and A because I’m the GMOAT.
Person 1: fuck, I hate GMOATS!

by The gmoat February 17, 2022

gmafb

Give me a fucking break!
or
Gimme a fuckin' break!

Come on man, gmafb!

by Banjo August 15, 2003

Gloaf

Slang term used to denote farmers and hillbillies. A gloaf is described as being a moronic, idiotic, impulsive, repulsive, dimwitted, clumsy oaf of a farmer. A gloaf usually smells of manure or body odour, or a mix of the two. Typically, most gloafs are ignorant and opinionated. See also, bigot

What is that horrible stench? Oh it's just that stupid gloaf standing over there picking his nose.

by Buttercup123 November 11, 2008

gmoat

Greatest movie of all time.

Bryna (age 47): Hey, Lilah (age 14), Encino Man is the GMOAT!!!
Lilah: 😳

by Whoelsebutbryna April 19, 2018

Gloaf

Short for "GLad its Only A Fart". The fart one gives when he/she is gassy, bloated, prairie dogging and/or and stuck in any situation preventing them from using a bathroom. To release pressure one must take the chance of slightly (but carefully) relaxing the sphincter muscles in hopes that what comes out is ONLY a fart.

Note: if something comes out besides air...then it is no longer a successful GLOAF

See: muddbutt

So we were at the Company Employee Picnic and after eating my boss's wife's meatloaf.... I Gloafed when he was talking about my upcoming raise. How embarrassing!

by r0adbeast August 31, 2013

gmoat

Greatest memory of all time. Donald Trump has one of the best memories, the greatest memories of all time (GMOAT).

Donald Trump has one of the best memories, the greatest memories of all time (GMOAT).

by not a darshan November 4, 2017