glycuma

When a bitchs eye turns red and she cant see after semen 'accidentaly' enters the eye after busting a nut on her face.

Close yours eye im about to cum. I dont want you to get glycuma.

by Holamexi August 14, 2017

Glucumanthropheliac

Love of strangers with candy.

You: Did she really just get in that guy's truck? She doesn't even know him.

Me: She's a hard core glucumanthropheliac. Must be off her medication.

by Feronia April 11, 2008

anal-glycoma

a play on words suggesting an inability to do something

Calling your boss to let them know you will be absent.

WORKER: Hello boss, I won't be in for work today.
BOSS: Why, what's the problam?
WORKER: Well you see, I have Anal-Glycoma.
BOSS: Anal-Glycoma,what's that?
WORKER: I cann't see my ass coming into work today.

by Workless September 29, 2011

glycomahologenase

n. An enzyme produced in bacteria that catalyzes the production of glycomahol. See also glycomahol

In biology class we learned that without glycomahologenase there would be no glycomahol.

by MaLord December 6, 2003

glycomahol

n. A chemical produced by bacteria that is 51 times stronger than alcohol. While under the influence of glycomahol one may experience the following: dizziness, confusion, spontaneous belching, twitching of the left nostril, and hair loss on the thumbs. See also glycomahologenase

It is illegal to serve glycomahol to anyone under 27.3 years of age in states starting with the letter 'N'.

by MaLord December 6, 2003