glurp

Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles

you are a fucking glurp

by Pappy July 13, 2004

caps

The tips on spraycans which can (and should) be replaced depending on the width or type of coat you're trying to get - namely nice thin lines for that piece you've been working on under the fremont bridge.

Yo I need to get some fat caps so I can bomb that blacktop building downtown!

by pappy August 23, 2003

man doll

In femdom, when a man is made to wear a strapon backwords so that it comes out from his backside so a woman can fuck his body without him getting any pleasure.

'Alice, do I have to be your man doll again tonight?!'
'Don't piss me off, I'm an icer'

by pappy July 17, 2004

turd fuck

poopsex. plain and simple, yo.

"i want some poopsex"
"be polite; call it turd fucking"

by pappy July 19, 2004

20

the number of balls 10 guys has

lets see.. how many balls are here?
19? HAH!

by pappy July 28, 2004

coconut head

My grandson, Bricen, whose head looks like a fuzzy coconut.

His head is hard and fuzzy like a coconut.

by Pappy December 06, 2003

sand nip

An asian person from the sandy regions of the South Pacific.

I would move to Hawaii but I can't stand all the sand nips.

by Pappy February 09, 2005