Pappy's definitions

icer

a dumb ho that squirts your cum out of her pussy into jars and saves it in her fridge so that she can impregnate herself later if you piss her off or don't want to commit.

'i heard you went out with jane'
'word.'
'don't piss her off. she's an icer.'
'word.'

by pappy July 17, 2004

NOS

if yer real slick (yeah right) you call the new rawkin' nitrous oxide system that you installed in your rice rocket the NOS!!!

(in hospital)
billy:"Cool D, Mommy said you got hurt street racing, is that true?!"
cool d:"Yeah Billy, f'real. See the light turned green, and I was like totally owning this eclipse.. but like.. not enough.. then the turbo kicked in.. but i still wanted more.. so i hit on the NOS.. but then I realized i was still driving my '89 accord, so I shot myself in the head"
billy:"ohhhh... street racing is dangerous!"
cool d:"yeah i think that dude in the eclipse shot himself too."

by pappy July 29, 2004

purple nurple

The unexpected squeezing and twisting of the nipple on a friend. Results in your nipple (nurple) turning purple.

Nathan decided to give his pappy a purple nurple. But pappy was too fast and now, Nathan has a purple nurple.

by Pappy April 13, 2003

coconut head

My grandson, Bricen, whose head looks like a fuzzy coconut.

His head is hard and fuzzy like a coconut.

by Pappy December 6, 2003

20

the number of balls 10 guys has

lets see.. how many balls are here?
19? HAH!

by pappy July 28, 2004

caps

The tips on spraycans which can (and should) be replaced depending on the width or type of coat you're trying to get - namely nice thin lines for that piece you've been working on under the fremont bridge.

Yo I need to get some fat caps so I can bomb that blacktop building downtown!

by pappy August 23, 2003

turd fuck

poopsex. plain and simple, yo.

"i want some poopsex"
"be polite; call it turd fucking"

by pappy July 19, 2004