Mizlu's definitions

Herbating

Getting High while masterbating

Got out of class early and caught my roommate herbating.

by Mizlu March 30, 2019

Double Beef

The resulting bra size when you add In the back fat from above and below the bra strap.

When I was putting on my sexiest lingerie I was beleaguered by the fact that they don’t make bras in double beef.

by Mizlu July 21, 2019

glurp

A woman's post-coital, delayed reaction. It refers to the "stuff" (and accompanying sound) that inevitably escapes her vagina after her initial clean-up. A glurp usually occurs within minutes (or upon standing) but in some cases has been known to happen hours later.

Just when I thought it was safe to put on my underwear, I let out a glurp.

by Mizlu January 3, 2017

Doodity

Making a doodie in the nude

Don’t you knock? I’m full frontal doodity over here.

by Mizlu October 12, 2020

Goner

A thought or point that leaves your mind just before you are about to convey it.

During a heated political debate, I was about fire back a brilliant retort, but mid-sentence I realized it was a goner.

by Mizlu July 17, 2019