Glue Poo

An extremely thick and sticky variety of fecal matter that adheres to the sides of a toilet bowl and refuses to flush even after repeated attempts. This rare breed of poo typically rears its ugly head around the holidays, and is usually created by the combination of grandma’s cheesy casserole followed by massive amounts of alcohol.

Junior: “Uncle Roscoe, your glue poo was so strong I couldn’t even get it off with my strongest piss stream!”

Uncle Roscoe: “Damn straight boy! Now make yourself useful and get me a beer.”

by Greenbear December 27, 2007

glue poo

when your poo is so tacky it sticks to everything and anything.

honey someone took a shit and they had glue poo, better grab a wire brush

by moan doggie August 3, 2006

Poo glue

The sticky residue left between your butt cheeks and in your underwear after an epic fusillade of farts.

I paid the price for tooting all day when I got home and discovered my butt cheeks were stuck together with stinky poo glue.

by DingoDaddy March 31, 2026

Glue Pooper

Someone who has so much anal sex that when they take a shit, the cum in their ass holds their butt cheeks together like a powerful adhesive and prevents then from properly disposing of the fecal waste.

"God damn that guy is fuckin gay" - Male 1

"I know! He must be a glue pooper." - Male 2

by Senor Taint Tickler March 28, 2012

Glue stick Poop

The kind of poop that requires seemingly endless wipes, much like a glue stick doesn't run out.

Dude, I just had the worst glue stick poop, I had to wipe like 23 times.

by Accrued June 17, 2010

poon glue

Jizz; cum

“I was getting head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it is stuck shut.”

by Tkrog September 29, 2018

Poon Glue

“ I was getting Head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it got stuck shut”

Poon glue

by MR.. POTATO HEAD September 29, 2018