glue ass

When your ass is so sweaty/sticky from physical activity that it feels as if glue is in your ass

I was playing football but had to stop because my glue ass was bothering me

by Fish-tickler September 13, 2015

Ass Glue

When semen dries in the crack of an ass and the cheeks get stuck together as a result.

Steve had such a hairy ass that when his gay lover came on his ass his butt cheeks were stuck together as the semen dried. They had to use a pair of scissors to cut out the Ass Glue.

by jizzmaster 3000 September 30, 2012

apply glue to ass

synonym for kys
originated from a reddit post
the logic behind it is that if you apply glue to your ass you will eventually die of not being able to shit

little fucking rat: tax evasion is bad!
swag guy: apply glue to ass

by Crackenheim November 15, 2025