glue ass

When your ass is so sweaty/sticky from physical activity that it feels as if glue is in your ass

I was playing football but had to stop because my glue ass was bothering me

by Fish-tickler September 13, 2015

Ass Glue

When semen dries in the crack of an ass and the cheeks get stuck together as a result.

Steve had such a hairy ass that when his gay lover came on his ass his butt cheeks were stuck together as the semen dried. They had to use a pair of scissors to cut out the Ass Glue.

by jizzmaster 3000 September 30, 2012

ass glueing

The act of repeatedly cumming on your sexual partners butt crack and attempting to make them stick together

Me and my girlfriend tried ass glueing last night it was freaking awesome

by kingboy3 February 28, 2015

apply glue to ass

synonym for kys
originated from a reddit post
the logic behind it is that if you apply glue to your ass you will eventually die of not being able to shit

little fucking rat: tax evasion is bad!
swag guy: apply glue to ass

by Crackenheim November 15, 2025