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Gloop Gloop 

what you yell out when you see a skanky / stanky girl walking by in your daily life, Usually accompanied by leaning back, bending your knees and revving your invisible motorcycle.
youre hanging with your friends in the hallway at school

*skanky / stanky girl walks by*

You: GLOOP GLOOP!

*friends laugh, girl looks confused*
Gloop Gloop by N0RG August 5, 2009
Words you can keep

gloop gloop 

the sound a shit or turd makes when your on the toilet, hitting the water, defecating...that makes a gloopy sound...
I had so much shit in my colon all i heard was gloop gloop gloop...when it all came out..
gloop gloop by blthrskt April 29, 2009

Hork Hork Hork Glorp Glorp Gloop Gloop Gloop Doot Doot

Gibberish nonsense that apparently describes cake
"Hork hork hork glorp glorp gloop gloop gloop doot doot, Cake at Stake!"

Gloop in the splurgy 

The action of smoking pot. Getting high asf.
Friend: "Yo bro I'm finna gloop in the splurgy."
You: "Bro u got any for me?"

Scoop n' Gloop 

When a partner, typically male, uses a utensil, typically a spoon, to scoop semen, cum, jizz, spunk, ect. out of a vagina, and consumes the contents.
I just gave grandma the Scoop n' Gloop last night!
Scoop n' Gloop by I AM THE WALL August 27, 2021

Zoopy gloop cheese 

A term used by English colonizers to describe African cuisine that they’d try while getting hungry burning down villages
My my Frederick, what a delightful slaughter of Tanzanian people! What a pity we must now eat their Zoopy gloop cheese

Nut gloop 

I spread my nut gloop all over her booty like a boss.
Nut gloop by N-NANI?! June 28, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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