Robiginal's definitions

Matt Rose

The British guy who reads things

"I read this in Matt Rose's voice"

by Robiginal October 25, 2025

Grannoyance

When your gran annoys you

"The_andSin-a-M0_S_1grannoyance?"

by Robiginal October 13, 2025

Unclosed Brackets

1. A type of grammatical error in which a bracket does not come in a pair (which really bothers me
2. An open tournament

"Watch out! You have unclosed brackets!"

by Robiginal November 17, 2025

They

A pronoun you should use when the gender of someone or something ought to be unspecified, instead of saying "he or she" like a bigot.

"Ask your doctor. They'll know what to do."

by Robiginal October 25, 2025

Hork Hork Hork Glorp Glorp Gloop Gloop Gloop Doot Doot

Gibberish nonsense that apparently describes cake

"Hork hork hork glorp glorp gloop gloop gloop doot doot, Cake at Stake!"

by Robiginal October 25, 2025

Nijika

For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle. For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation. For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.

"May Nijika grant us grace eternal"

by Robiginal November 17, 2025

Volume

1. How loud or quiet something is
2. The space that a 3D object takes up
3. An entry in a series
4. A quantity of something
5. Geez, why has this word got so many definitions?

"There was a large volume in the collection of giant speakers."

by Robiginal October 25, 2025