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Where doomscrolling is the endless scrolling in despair and anxiety about the future getting bad, gloomscrolling is the endless scrolling that comes with the sadness and realization of living in the future that got bad.

I was gloomscrolling until 4am last night, I miss the ice caps so much.

gloomscrolling by 3ndTimes January 20, 2025

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goonscrolling

Related to gooning, Goonscrolling is when one repetitively refreshes and scrolls through different apps and websites to find the best pictures and videos to goon to.

Person 1:yo, hop on the game right now!
Person 2:nah bro I'm deep into the Goonscrolling

goonscrolling by Alojoti April 21, 2024

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gloomscrolling • goonscrolling • Bloom scrolling

goonscrolling

The act of gooning while scrolling porhub shorties.
Similar to doomscrolling or boonscrolling.

I spent last night goonscrolling till' 4 in the morning.

goonscrolling by Goongod123 April 22, 2024

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goonscrolling

Similar to doomscrolling and boonscrolling but instead of an infinite loop of brainrot it’s an infinite loop of gooning and watching porn.

Person 1: “I got stuck on Xhamster last night, I couldn’t stop edging.
Person 2: “Sounds like you were goonscrolling…

goonscrolling by Uk911 April 24, 2024

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Goonscrolling

Scrolling on downbad instagram while hitting a nasty, sticky goonsesh with da boys.

Grady was goonscrolling all day until he started shootin' blanks.

Goonscrolling by muntmaxxer May 3, 2024

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Goonscrolling

Scrolling on down bad Instagram while coating your room in baby batter (with the muchachos) during a goonsesh.

Grady was goonscrolling all day until he started shootin' blanks; he had no more cockshots left.

Goonscrolling by muntmaxxer May 3, 2024

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Goonscrolling

The act of watching short porn videos repeatedly and gooning. This will cause an infinite loop of scrolling through porn, Goonscrolling. Similar to boonscrolling and doomscrolling.

Person 1: Bro I gooned and scrolled on x hamster for hours last night.
Person 2: Sounds like you were goonscrolling king.

Goonscrolling by Uk911 May 30, 2024

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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