gloobies

the best, hottest, sexiest person alive

person 1: omgg gloobies just mutualed me on tiktok

person 2: omg lucky!!!

by secret anonymous heheheheh May 7, 2021

glookies

a made up strain of marijuana commonly used by people with a very low iq

yo bro i just went to David’s and rolled up that glookies

by pussyboyeric October 18, 2020

Teenage Gloomies

When a teenager is feeling gloomy for one reason or another. Can deal with love, homework, or other typical teenage problems, like mood swings in general. Will usually pass in a couple days or less. Sometimes lasts longer, the bigger the issue.

Does not have to do with life-changing problems, like parents divorce, death of family members, etc.

Person 1: I was rejected, and now I am feeling sad. Am I getting depressed, like, seriously?

Person 2: No, you probably just have a case of Teenage Gloomies.


or

Person 1: Urgh, I can't control my feelings anymore! I'm going from sad to happy to sad again in a minute! Am I getting some sort of clinical depression?

Person 2: Nah, you just have a bad case of the Teenage Gloomies. It'll pass.

by pockymousie March 24, 2009

The Goobies

An intellectual group of teenage males and females that are dank af.

The Goobies are the most dankest people on the planet.

by sammysodank January 13, 2018

goobies

crusty vaginal boogers

"dude, my boner turned soft when i saw she had goobies"

by strawberry bon bons October 20, 2008

gloomies

Goths. Or people who dress in black and would like to be called "Goth", but you won't give them the satisfaction.

Look, dear! Miniature goth-punks, with cigarettes!

You mean "gloomies".

Isn't that what I said?

by bruddah greg January 2, 2009

Gloomies

To feel suicidal.

Used by the character Lenny Wosniak on 30 Rock.

"I gave my gun to my pastor, you know, in case I get the old 'gloomies' again."

by TC000 October 1, 2013