glockinfo

the best editorr on tiktok

"omg glockinfo just posted he is the best"

by luhtwizzy September 14, 2021

glockencock

The Scottish celebration in which they celebrate the kilt as a memory of old man McHaggis who got his dick shot off.

"On glockencock we wear the kilt to let our cocks hang free"

by Concerned Psychopath December 4, 2020

glockford

a hood ass place, also known as rockford, illinois. depending on where you are shit could go down.

there be so much narco shit goin down, we don’t live in rockford no mo’ we live in glockford

by queen hilfiger October 12, 2018

Glocking

To mumble quietly and incoherently to ones self. Only speaking nonsense and/or gibberish and nothing anyone nearby can understand or respond to.

Alfred was glocking in Twitter Spaces all night last night.

by SpacesPeeps2021 June 6, 2021

Glockin'

-Carrying a gun
-Armed and dangerous
-A weapon

Kracker#1 Ay yo see that jungle bunny over there I bet he is glockin'

Albino Kracker#2 Dawg that nigga is armed and dangerous.

Kracker#1 Imma go fuck with him.. poke him with a stick.

Albino Kracker#2 Dawg you bout to get your head blown off your shoulders.

Kracker #1 No i wont you shit face.
(proceeds to poke the jungle bunny with a stick)

Pow..Pow..Pow..

Albino Kracker#2 Told you so.. YA DEAD..

by fhgul June 22, 2011

Glockford

Nickname for Rockford, Illinois, due to the high crime rate. 14.5 out of every 1000 people will be victim of a violent crime. You can’t turn on the news without hearing about some shooting or robbery. It seems as if once you cross the bridge in rockford to the west side, the ghettoness increases exponentially.

Guy #1: “hey i live in glockford”
Guy #2: “oh so you’re gonna be murdered in a few years?”
Guy #1: “yep that’s the plan”

by Slappdat September 9, 2019

Glockinator

the Glockinator is a weapon in TABG that's basically two Glocks put together akimbo style with a red dot in-between

Glockinator goes *A-10 WARTHOG NOISES*

by Never gonna give you up! February 15, 2021