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a hood ass place, also known as rockford, illinois. depending on where you are shit could go down.
there be so much narco shit goin down, we don’t live in rockford no mo’ we live in glockford
by queen hilfiger October 12, 2018
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Nickname for Rockford, Illinois, due to the high crime rate. 14.5 out of every 1000 people will be victim of a violent crime. You can’t turn on the news without hearing about some shooting or robbery. It seems as if once you cross the bridge in rockford to the west side, the ghettoness increases exponentially.
Guy #1: “hey i live in glockford
Guy #2: “oh so you’re gonna be murdered in a few years?”
Guy #1: “yep that’s the plan
by Slappdat September 09, 2019
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