glock blocker
My wife and I went to the sports store and she was a total glock blocker. I wanted that new G19 so bad.
glock blocker by GayBobFagPants May 9, 2018
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Glock Blocked
Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.
Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.
-Later-
Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.
-Later-
Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.
Glock Blocked by The_Inlander February 20, 2013
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Glock Blocked
If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.
I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.
Glock Blocked by L0VEQU1NN April 14, 2022
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.