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Glibness
The definition of the word "Glib" has recently changed. You're probably unaware of this because you don't read the dictionary but before the definition was "Being flippant (defined as not showing a serious or respectful attitude) regarding serious issues." Meaning "Not taking serious things seriously." The NEW definition if "Fluent (the ability to express oneself easily and articulately) but insincere and shallow."
Hym "I don't know, I think my glibness adds to my charm. And no, I'm not seriously advocating for fat cock genocide. That would be ridiculous. Buuuut... I'd be safe. It would effect me less that a universal fat cock preference would. So how bad am I supposed feel about it? Either way, I refuse to affirm the sophistry regarding intersexual relationships. How is it that preference can be generalized but it's not subject to some hierarchical form? Is height more or less important (in general) than income? What about fat cocks? And the fat cock supposition is 'Sexual selection is the result of selecting from humanity's socioeconomic hierarchy rather than the hierarchy of preferred traits' essentially 'It's not my fat cock... It's me... On the inside... I have a mindset...' Which I reject. If women are selecting you preferentially because you have a trait that is superordinate to the other traits on the hierarchy of generalized female preference, you aren't what is being selected for. It's the superordinate traits on the hiearchy of generalized preferences that are being selected."
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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