A very sticky man, wears tight sweatpants to make his ass POP. This manliterally secretes slime, so lube is never needed. He will guk in your Gruh and you will like it. His slime to body mass ratio is 60:1. If he gives you "fuck me" eyes, turn back and run.
"BEHIND WITH THE GLICKY FOR SHITHEAD GARY'S PIZZA"
"HEARD FUCK THAT 76 YEAR OLD MARRIED WHITE MAN WHO GETS A CUSTOM 6 TOPPING PIZZA EVERY SUNDAY FUCK YOU GARY FUCK YOU"