glibz 

Sunglasses

Love your glibz mama

glibz by Krispy651 April 6, 2017

I’m allergic to glib.

I’m allergic to glib. — a glib response inspired by the style of the playwright Bertoldt Brecht that foregrounds the apparatus of glibness used as a counter offensive weapon.

This is a 21st century technique derived from the of 20th century insult of introducing a landline interlocutor to your friend “click” and hanging up a phone rapidly terminating a conversation.

Because of the way we now communicate, “snark” is the “word play of choice”. And many people have become “keyboard commandos and combatants”.

Often a dismissive rejoinder is required to reply in as few characters as possible based on 21st century attention spans and mediums of choice like text or Twitter and Facebook.

“I’m allergic to glib” is a wonderful way to terminate an electronic conversation while simultaneously dismissing the “snark-er”.

Like most comebacks, ultimately, this will become overused (see speak to the hand); so, use it while it lasts.

The good news is that if one uses and studies the writings of Bertoldt Brecht ; then, the only limit to creatively generating Brecht-ian conversation rejoinders is individual creativity and wit.

I actually read hard copy books and stay away from electronic platforms like Facebook and Twitter because I’m allergic to glib.

I’m allergic to glib. by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 28, 2023

Glizzo 

When Lizzo gets caught eating a Glizzy.

Get glizzoed

Glizzo by Hi mattafucker July 3, 2020

Glizzy Hands 

A term used for people whose fingers are unusually large. The term was popularised by Twitch streamer "Atrioc" when his friends make fun of his fingers.

"Those guys over there have such large fingers, we should call them Brandon "Glizzy Hands".
"How do you know they have large fingers?"
"..."

Glizzy Hands by AtriocPleaseVIPMeLoveYou:) August 26, 2021

papa smurfs glizzy 

strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok

“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”

papa smurfs glizzy by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 7, 2020

glizzy gladiator

(Noun) - One who exemplifies the gobbling of glizzy to a gigantic degree

“Damn pops, you just get at that glizzy in one go? You’re a goddam glizzy gladiator!”

glizzy gladiator by Exodius July 4, 2020

fruit glizzy 

A banana

Man Mike really likes his fruit glizzy

fruit glizzy by Diesel39 July 2, 2022