Glib

Anyone who does not welcome the thoughts and beliefs of one of today's greatest minds- Thomas Cruise Mapother IV. These people are to be seen only "as" glib (adjective.)

Matt...you're glib. You don't know what Ritalin is.

by The Prophet Bz December 28, 2005

Glib

A bull shit artist/con artist. Can talk your ear off but there is little to no sincerity nor depth of knowledge. Just the ability to talk about something without the in depth knowledge to back it up.

Sociopaths are often very glib.

by Unrelenting_Force May 31, 2018

Glib

1. Easily performed; non-challantly taken care of.

2. Marked by ease and fluency of speech or writing that often suggests or stems from insincerity, superficiality, or deceitfulness.

3. (slang) Boring, unexciting, or old-hat.

He recited Hamlet in a glib fashion.

Sandra's glib demeanor is pretty off-putting.

The baseball game today was rather glib; I hope tomorrow's game against the Yankees is more fun.

by Kiko December 17, 2003

Glib

Just the little Austey-poo

Austin is just the archetype of an absolute glib

by Stinkychonkers February 13, 2023

Glib

One who does not know anything.

Other uses:

A derogatory term meaning idiot or moron. Mr. Kasal, adj, noun, anything you wish.

Peter you're glib!
"If you don't shut up ill run you over with the car!"
"Don't be so glib"
You're a glib.
glibby little asshole

by 12skatetaconeato34 March 11, 2008

Glib

Something You Can Hear Garfield saying.

1:Oh, so we’re talking now? 2:Well I I guess so, since words came out of my mouth and you heard them.
2:That’s Glib. Stop being Glib.

by HaydenSaysYeet January 31, 2021

glib

Showing little thought; marked by a lack of intellectual depth.

Matt. Matt, Matt, you don't even — you're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin is.

by Steve Proulx July 05, 2005