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gaetzing 

To have no earthly idea how anything works but make your opinion known as loudly as possible anyway, usually while under the influence of alcohol. inspired by Matt Gaetz.
"My head hurts. What happened last night?"
"After several hours of gaetzing like an asshole, we drove you home and dumped you on the lawn"
"I need to rethink my life..."
gaetzing by Peven glugh September 2, 2020
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Glizzing 

A term made in Newtown PA (45 minuets away from philly) where a person acts to sus with their friend and goes a little to far (fingering, humping)
Bro cliff gotta stop glizzing all of these kids
Glizzing by CGP2626 January 30, 2022

getzinger 

1. A verb used to describe a man that can make a woman orgasm more than ten times during sex.

2. When a woman cums more than 10 times in less than an hour.
Man: "So how'd last night go?"

Friend: "I fucking made her getzinger."
getzinger by Alart August 14, 2008
Fabricating or imbellishing a story(in an attempt to impress others and get laid) with details so far fetched that only someone far younger and more naive will beleive you. This is the beauty of getzing as it is intended to attract someone at least two years younger than you and at the tallest, 5 foot 4 inches.
Alex: So i totally exploded my lighter outside and it lit like half my pants on fire. That is actually how i invented shorts

Ryan: Really man, thats awesome

Conor: Dude, hes only getzing you
getzing by Ex-Lounger October 20, 2009

Gretzing 

The act of immediately criticizing someone's work regardless of quality or craftsmanship.
I baked a casserole the other night but my wife was gretzing the fuck out of it.
Gretzing by BlumFreehauf...Ski June 15, 2017

Gretzing 

The act of immediately criticizing someone's work regardless of quality or craftsmanship.
I baked a casserole the other night but my wife was gretzing the fuck out of it.
Gretzing by BlumFreehauf...Ski June 15, 2017