To have no earthly idea how anything works but make your opinion known as loudly as possible anyway, usually while under the influence of alcohol. inspired by Matt Gaetz.

"My head hurts. What happened last night?"
"After several hours of gaetzing like an asshole, we drove you home and dumped you on the lawn"
"I need to rethink my life..."

gaetzing by Peven glugh September 2, 2020

Related Words

gleitzing • Glitzing • gleezing • glexting • Glizzing • Gretzing • gaetzing • Geiting • getzing • getzinger

Glizzing

A term made in Newtown PA (45 minuets away from philly) where a person acts to sus with their friend and goes a little to far (fingering, humping)

Bro cliff gotta stop glizzing all of these kids

Glizzing by CGP2626 January 30, 2022

getzinger

1. A verb used to describe a man that can make a woman orgasm more than ten times during sex.

2. When a woman cums more than 10 times in less than an hour.

Man: "So how'd last night go?"

Friend: "I fucking made her getzinger."

getzinger by Alart August 14, 2008

getzing

Fabricating or imbellishing a story(in an attempt to impress others and get laid) with details so far fetched that only someone far younger and more naive will beleive you. This is the beauty of getzing as it is intended to attract someone at least two years younger than you and at the tallest, 5 foot 4 inches.

Alex: So i totally exploded my lighter outside and it lit like half my pants on fire. That is actually how i invented shorts

Ryan: Really man, thats awesome

Conor: Dude, hes only getzing you

getzing by Ex-Lounger October 20, 2009

Gretzing

The act of immediately criticizing someone's work regardless of quality or craftsmanship.

I baked a casserole the other night but my wife was gretzing the fuck out of it.

Gretzing by BlumFreehauf...Ski June 15, 2017

Gretzing

The act of immediately criticizing someone's work regardless of quality or craftsmanship.

I baked a casserole the other night but my wife was gretzing the fuck out of it.

Gretzing by BlumFreehauf...Ski June 15, 2017

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026