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To try and play someone for a fool.
She thought I was a donut, she tried to glaze me..

- Eric B. and Rakim
Glaze by ritchieb May 2, 2008
To skeet skeet on da bitches
Glaze by pickles August 30, 2004
applying seminal fluid to any variety of objects.
yeah dude, that girl told me to pull out but i glazed her instead.
glaze by cheesemangrill November 7, 2010
To pour more alcohol on the top of your drink.
This drink isn't strong enough! Glaze my shit, will you?
Glaze by Niikura December 23, 2008
To glaze someone is to cum on their breasts, and then proceed to spread it all over with your hands, tongue or any other body part. The result is extremely satisfying for the male as the breasts end up looking like glazed donuts.
"Hey Johnny, wouldn't you wanna glaze that chicks tits"
"Yea mate, I'd leave her tits looking like Krispy Kreme glazed donuts!"
Glaze by Insan3Chi1d July 11, 2015
A spell for mind manipulation. Makes the target forget what they were doing at the moment.
A couple officers approached us, but I used a Glaze on them to send them away.
Glaze by Kwing October 29, 2009
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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