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glass door closet 

A term to describe a homosexual who is still in the closet, yet everyone else can clearly see their sexuality. Therefore the closet they are in as a glass door closet.
Johno: "Man, I think Ryan is definitely gay, but he says he's not."

Steve: "Yeah man he's gay, he's just in a glass door closet."
glass door closet by kay lost April 25, 2010

Glass Door Closet 

The metaphorical location of a flamboyantly homosexual person who refuses to own up to their gay ways.
Yeah, he obviosuly likes dudes, but I guess he's in the Glass Door Closet
Glass Door Closet by Alagai March 22, 2017

Knocking on a glass door

Why are you knocking on the glass door you can see in there “knocking on a glass door

the glass door 

When one person sits on top of a glass coffee table while another person lays underneath. The person sitting on top proceeds to take a shit on the glass
Nicole totally gave me the glass door last night
the glass door by rbsquared February 21, 2014

Glass Doored 

(V) To let one silently rip, while an unsuspecting candidate walks right into the invisble wall of stench, thus producing a reaction as if he/she walked into a glass door.
Wayne ran ahead and Glass Doored us. The stench was God-Aweful and smacked me in the face. I may have lost vision in my right eye.
Glass Doored by Luster Duster December 15, 2010