1. (noun; m/f/x; plural: girlfriendsexuals)
Someone who is solely attracted to their girlfriend, and will only ever be attracted to and love their beautiful girlfriend.
"Why would I ever cheat on my girlfriend? I am a girlfriendsexual."
2. (adjective)
Used to describe someone who is girlfriendsexual (=exclusively attracted to their girlfriend.)
"Did you know Tony is girlfriendsexual? I didn't even know he had a girl; I lowkey thought that he's attracted to men."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.