A girl or transgender girl who start to question if girl friends locally or anywhere can be real to you and honest and commited in being your friend by always talking to you just like they do with most of there other friends or acquaintances and you ask if girl pals are even real or only stuck up cunts befriend stuck up cunts.
Yeah I. Like feet I am weird I ain't like most women so what I wear if you keep acting the same I'm gonna be GirlFriendShipNostic towards yo ass and yull have to prove you actually give a fuck about our friendship if not Ima go GirlFriendShipThiest towards your stuck up self .
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.