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girly dick 

A penis that is so small in size, it looks like a woman's clit.
Hey Melvin, I saw Jason in the bathroom, he had to sit to pee cause of his girly dick.
girly dick by KaiFoxxx July 23, 2022
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slap your girl dick in the butter dish 

To unapologetically come out as trans in a setting where you were "passing."
Victoria: I want to come out to my boyfriend's family while we're there for Thanksgiving, but I'm not sure the best way to do it.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.

girl-dick 

a dick on a pre-surgery trans girl
also known as a "hen" as the feminine version of a "cock"
jeff: id suck dick
hank: so youre gay?
jeff: not if i suck girl-dick
girl-dick by ×.× August 5, 2019

girls dick

1. (n) a strap-on dildo.
"What is a dildo?" "It's a girls dick."

Girls Dick

Someone who is soft or weak.
That girls dick only had 3 drinks and passed out.
Girls Dick by Luca P November 6, 2007

girls dick

A girls dick is a name given to a person, usually male who is being cowardly, pussywhipped, or just extrememly ball-less in cases that require them.Derived from the word "girls blouse" however more of a derogative term. Usually used whilst in presence of mates/ bros to express dissapointment or to persuade.Pretty much saying that someone who is a girls dick is a pussy.
Paul:"Oi bro just finish that jar of moonshine"
Andrew:"Nah bro, i cant i got work in the morning"
Paul:" haha ur a fucking girls dick bro,just do it"
Andrew:(sarcasticaly)"yeh heaps bro"
girls dick by RhapsOdy086 March 11, 2007

girl-dick 

noun, the female version of rudeness and obstinence (e.g. dick) that is usually applied to a man. Similar to bitch, but with a masculine flavor.
Jenna's still wearing that necklace you gave her, even after she dumped you. What a Girl-Dick!
girl-dick by Jaggsokc November 3, 2008
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