Jaggsokc's definitions

harmacy

A pharmacy known for making mistakes with patients medications.

When we checked the bottle, we found that 30 pills of Celexa had been filled, rather than the Celebrex Chelsea's doctor ordered. The Emergency Room Doctor recommended we take the remaining pills back to the HARMACY once the breathing tube was removed.

by Jaggsokc November 13, 2010

girl-dick

noun, the female version of rudeness and obstinence (e.g. dick) that is usually applied to a man. Similar to bitch, but with a masculine flavor.

Jenna's still wearing that necklace you gave her, even after she dumped you. What a Girl-Dick!

by Jaggsokc November 3, 2008

Netflix and Bill

When you invite someone over under the pretext of watching Netflix, like Netflix and Chill, but you lure them unwillingly into a sexual act in a Cosby-esque manner, with the help of medications and alcohol.

Jane would never date a guy like Ted. His only hope to score with her would be to get her drunk and use the "Netflix and Bill" approach.

by Jaggsokc April 11, 2016

e-bong

Drug paraphernalia that is sold online (i.e. eBay).

We went online to make a bid on Michael Phelps's e-bong.

by Jaggsokc February 10, 2009

HINO

Hipster In Name Only - HINOs are like Hipsters, but only superficially. In Public, they may have beards, wear plaid, be seen in coffee shops, appear to be Vegan, listen to Indie Rock, embrace counter-culture and progressive politics. But in private, they are gluten-eating trust-fund babies, reading People and US Magazine, vote with The Tea Party, hate coffee, subscribe to Sarah Palin's new e-channel, blasting Rihanna and Demi Lovato tracks on their iWatches, and have never missed an episode of "Dancing with the Stars" and "American Idol". You will also find more Prada and Dolce in their closets, than American Outfitters, LL Bean, and Thrift shop items.

Imagine the disgust on Brody's face when he learned the truth about Jared, everyone favorite hipster. Jared, was nothing more than a HINO, who secretly lived in a Frat House and was a Engineering Major.

by Jaggsokc March 18, 2015

Frescalade

An Escalade SUV that is obviously a lemon, or at least lemon-y, like the soft drink "Fresca".

After the 5th malfunction in as many weeks, We had my Frescalade towed back to the Cadillac dealership with instructions for them to "keep it".

by Jaggsokc March 24, 2010

Massa-Fracker

A congressman who sexually harasses a male staffer including 'tickling', groping or 'hair-tossling'

When his male staffer that he should be "chasing" after the bridesmaid at the wedding party, the Massa-fracker, representing the state of NY, suggested instead that he should be "fracking" the male staffer, before groping him and tossling his hair.

by Jaggsokc March 9, 2010