Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

white girl problems 

Problems that only stereotypical middle to upper class white girls seem to encounter. To the untrained eye these problems might seem like a symptom of being spoiled, ungrateful, and overly obsessed with superficial appearances and material possessions. The truth is though life is like really hard.
"I got so sunburned in the Hampton s the other day."

-white girl problems

"I just don't know which dress to wear to the mixer tonight!"
-white girl problems

"Paris would have been fun if my dog hadn't peed all over Dior."
-white girl problems
white girl problems by Z bubble August 28, 2010

pretty girl problems 

Problems hot girls have that no one else could relate to. Like having to close your Facebook or Instagram due to 1,000 random friend requests daily. Or being fired for making the bosses wife uncomfortable because you are too attractive.
"My girlfriend can't even eat by herself without some random dude sliding into the booth with her!!!" Jeez dawg. Sounds like pretty girl problems

Buff Girl Problems

Problems that a buff girl (see buff girl definition) will experience such as loss in properly fitting button downs, booty shorts that can contain said booty and being mistaken for flexing, at all times.
Tara: ugh, my life is so horrible. I have SO many problems.
Breanna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's better than buff girl problems. I got 99 problems but muscles ain't one.
Buff Girl Problems by Chadwick February 23, 2015

black girl problems 

Problems that only lower to middle class black girls encounter. To the untrained eye these might seem like the product of entitlement issues, having a chip on your shoulder, or the stress of realizing what obama care actually means.
My weave fell out. - black girl problems
Oh shit this isnt free?

It gon rain we gon die.
black girl problems by werdsmyth December 30, 2013

tall girl problem 

A problem that happens to and is specific to tall girls.
Tall girl: My legs have so much surface area, it’s so hard to shave, ugh!
Short/Normal-sized person: Don’t tell me, that’s a tall girl problem.

girlproblemitis 

the sickness that girls get once a month
symptoms are
-bloat
-moodyness
-bleeding
-cramps
today I had a very bad case of girlproblemitis and felt like an angry bleeding hippo
I wish I was a boy
girlproblemitis by THEkatja February 25, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more