girl problems 

She's on her period

Girl: I'm in pain
Boy: what's wrong
Girl: girl problems

girl problems by 5sosfavfan February 14, 2015

white girl problems 

Problems that only stereotypical middle to upper class white girls seem to encounter. To the untrained eye these problems might seem like a symptom of being spoiled, ungrateful, and overly obsessed with superficial appearances and material possessions. The truth is though life is like really hard.

"I got so sunburned in the Hampton s the other day."

-white girl problems

"I just don't know which dress to wear to the mixer tonight!"
-white girl problems

"Paris would have been fun if my dog hadn't peed all over Dior."
-white girl problems

white girl problems by Z bubble August 28, 2010

pretty girl problems 

Problems hot girls have that no one else could relate to. Like having to close your Facebook or Instagram due to 1,000 random friend requests daily. Or being fired for making the bosses wife uncomfortable because you are too attractive.

"My girlfriend can't even eat by herself without some random dude sliding into the booth with her!!!" Jeez dawg. Sounds like pretty girl problems

pretty girl problems by Bookworm Beauty March 6, 2019

Buff Girl Problems

Problems that a buff girl (see buff girl definition) will experience such as loss in properly fitting button downs, booty shorts that can contain said booty and being mistaken for flexing, at all times.

Tara: ugh, my life is so horrible. I have SO many problems.
Breanna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's better than buff girl problems. I got 99 problems but muscles ain't one.

Buff Girl Problems by Chadwick February 23, 2015

black girl problems 

Problems that only lower to middle class black girls encounter. To the untrained eye these might seem like the product of entitlement issues, having a chip on your shoulder, or the stress of realizing what obama care actually means.

My weave fell out. - black girl problems
Oh shit this isnt free?

It gon rain we gon die.

black girl problems by werdsmyth December 30, 2013

tall girl problem 

A problem that happens to and is specific to tall girls.

Tall girl: My legs have so much surface area, it’s so hard to shave, ugh!
Short/Normal-sized person: Don’t tell me, that’s a tall girl problem.

tall girl problem by i_like_ramen May 21, 2019

girlproblemitis 

the sickness that girls get once a month
symptoms are
-bloat
-moodyness
-bleeding
-cramps

today I had a very bad case of girlproblemitis and felt like an angry bleeding hippo
I wish I was a boy

girlproblemitis by THEkatja February 25, 2007