1.) I totally veljohnson'ed down the highway because I was late for the house show. My car skidded off the road.
2.) "Urkel be my buddy yo."
2.) "Urkel be my buddy yo."
by Chadwick December 17, 2004
1. Sexual technique given to males by their partner to obtain pleasure.
2. The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay. oooooh The Claaaaaaaaw.
3. In order to preform the Claw one's hand must resemble the shape of a 5 pronged pincher. Extend the finger tips down the male sexual shaft, close the prongs and pull back up the shaft.
*Be prepared to preform the Claw for a long time before achieving male orgasm
*Also be sure to lubricate hand with lotion before preforming the Claw
2. The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay. oooooh The Claaaaaaaaw.
3. In order to preform the Claw one's hand must resemble the shape of a 5 pronged pincher. Extend the finger tips down the male sexual shaft, close the prongs and pull back up the shaft.
*Be prepared to preform the Claw for a long time before achieving male orgasm
*Also be sure to lubricate hand with lotion before preforming the Claw
by Chadwick January 22, 2004
by chadwick July 10, 2003
i took out my greasy smigmatic dick and fucked my honda in the tail pipe.
then i pulled it out and snizzed on one of my pimp wheels
then i pulled it out and snizzed on one of my pimp wheels
by chadwick April 09, 2003
Supremly strong female. One having no feelings of remorse or concern for those who don't appreciate her muscly muscles. Strong, focused female who is determined to be healthy and work for what she wants in life.
Jessica: Who's that girl who over there lifting weight and wearing those bad ass clothes?
Jane: Oh, that's a Buff Girl. She's legit
Jane: Oh, that's a Buff Girl. She's legit
by Chadwick February 23, 2015
J.O. is also a term used to describe one who was once Amish then "jerks over" to the ways of the "normal white man"
J.O.s typically drive old American muscle cars to compensate for their years of seperation from all things modern.
J.O.s typically drive old American muscle cars to compensate for their years of seperation from all things modern.
by chadwick July 10, 2003