17 definitions by Chadwick

Problems that a buff girl (see buff girl definition) will experience such as loss in properly fitting button downs, booty shorts that can contain said booty and being mistaken for flexing, at all times.
Tara: ugh, my life is so horrible. I have SO many problems.
Breanna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's better than buff girl problems. I got 99 problems but muscles ain't one.
by Chadwick February 24, 2015
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Isuzu is made by GM, you idiot
Buy American my ass. I'm going to drive imports till I die.
by Chadwick July 10, 2003
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black ass who wants to have sex with a jap car
i took out my greasy smigmatic dick and fucked my honda in the tail pipe.
then i pulled it out and snizzed on one of my pimp wheels
by Chadwick April 9, 2003
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v. - To drive really really fast.
n. - a black cop/actor
1.) I totally veljohnson'ed down the highway because I was late for the house show. My car skidded off the road.

2.) "Urkel be my buddy yo."
by Chadwick December 17, 2004
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1. Sexual technique given to males by their partner to obtain pleasure.
2. The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay. oooooh The Claaaaaaaaw.
3. In order to preform the Claw one's hand must resemble the shape of a 5 pronged pincher. Extend the finger tips down the male sexual shaft, close the prongs and pull back up the shaft.
*Be prepared to preform the Claw for a long time before achieving male orgasm
*Also be sure to lubricate hand with lotion before preforming the Claw
Me and this one chick were going at it for a while, then she whipped it out and gave me the Claw.
by Chadwick January 22, 2004
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Rims on a vehicle which are twenty two inches in diameter.
Sheeeeeit, that nug got that bich up on dub deuces!
by Chadwick April 2, 2003
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