a person with a misshapen/deformed vagina. the ginatard's genitalia is sometimes mistaken for a small penis split in half or a vaginal hemriod. it is not curable and can lead to giant cheese taco.

- ps. men do not try to seduce a ginatard or else your chances of getting special fried rice will increase.

(lady gaga) (the lady down my street who wheres only leggings all year) (people over 60) (rosie o'donnell)

before sex:

male-"what the hell is that"
female-"oh, i didnt tell you? i am a ginatard"
male-"goodbye"

ginatard by allahrackboy December 12, 2010

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ginatude

When your vagina has an attitude, like when you are on your period.

"I can't do P.E. today, i have a major ginatude issue!"

ginatude by PiperNEllie November 9, 2008

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Ginatonic

Similar to "catatonic". This state of being is induced by drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, and becoming non-responsive to any external stimulus. Usually occurs during special events such as dollar draft, half price pitchers, or a general goal of complete intoxication for a single night.

Named after the popular drink "gin n' tonic"

May last between 30 minutes and 18 hours.
If this state lasts for longer than 18 hours, call your friend a doctor...or maybe an ambulance.

Guy 1: "Hey man, check if Colin's OK, he's been laying there for a long time"

Guy 2: *feels pulse, slaps in face, teabags...shoves carrot up rectum*
"Nah man, he never lets me stick a carrot in his ass, he's totally ginatonic. Done for the night"

Ginatonic by ChesterTheMolester123 March 31, 2010

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