Ginatonic

Similar to "catatonic". This state of being is induced by drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, and becoming non-responsive to any external stimulus. Usually occurs during special events such as dollar draft, half price pitchers, or a general goal of complete intoxication for a single night.

Named after the popular drink "gin n' tonic"

May last between 30 minutes and 18 hours.
If this state lasts for longer than 18 hours, call your friend a doctor...or maybe an ambulance.

Guy 1: "Hey man, check if Colin's OK, he's been laying there for a long time"

Guy 2: *feels pulse, slaps in face, teabags...shoves carrot up rectum*
"Nah man, he never lets me stick a carrot in his ass, he's totally ginatonic. Done for the night"

by ChesterTheMolester123 March 31, 2010

gigatonic

A form of measurement used by mostly “youngsters” or “millennials” to show how large something is when all other words have failed in expressing how big said object or action is.

Person 1: Yo man! Last night she gave me the gigatonic succ it was so extreme!!!

Person 2: That succ had to be quite the deal if you had to use “gigatonic” to describe it.

by Kelpflakes October 29, 2017

gintonic

it´s a drink with gin and tonic water
everybody likes it, especially english guys

I fucking love gintonic

by timri May 15, 2006

gintoxicated

The unique state of inebriation that one finds themselves in after consuming copious amounts of gin. Some of the tell tale signs are a complete inability to tell if someone is attractive and a pronounced propensity for destruction of all things breakable. Also, the next day you will not remember what you did and will be suffering from acute gin induced exhaustion.

When one wakes up and is appalled by the disgusting, unknown person lying next to them, but is too tired to get out of the bed. You were gintoxicated.

by ginnygingin February 4, 2010

gigatoni

Food served to the band when playing a wedding or at a cheap bar/restaurant;
food from the entertainment menu.
Generally the cheapest entree or sub-entree.

Q: Hey do we get fed on this gig?
A: Yes, gigatoni and all the tap water you want.

by jazzyjazzjamms June 24, 2018

GirlTonic

A simple expression meaning two or more girls involved in a platonic relationship.

"Yea, Leslie and I are like totally girltonic."

by Girltonic May 13, 2014

gigatronic

Something of that's of HUGE proportion

Brad's ability to miss a hint is gigatronic

by Horizzon/Sebastian November 21, 2018