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An friendly insult implying that someone is incompetent, stupid, etc. Can also be used to imply that the person is uncool.Used amongst people who are or consider each other to be friends.
Hey gimpo what you been doing today?
gimpo by Mr L . Egend January 31, 2008
Words you can keep
Someone lacking in the basic social skills of everyday life.
See that Oily Murs...he has one fan - Tom Tom Lay!!! What a gimpo !!!!
gimpo by fat abbott August 21, 2010
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gimpy cunt 

An insult for someone, usually in a group chat, who licks the arse of the group leaders to acquire some sort of reputation because their jokes are fucking dreadful.
What a gimpy cunt

Stop licking ass you gimpy cunt
gimpy cunt by PerkieD September 10, 2016

gimp dick 

1. A penis that is deformed or does not function properly.

2. A very small penis.
Brad: Why is it taking Brandon so long to use the restroom?
Kevin: Didn't you hear? Brandon's dick doesn't work anymore after it got bit by a rattlesnake!
Brad: Shieeee, the poor sucker has a gimp dick.

Brad: Did you hear the news? Brandon's dick is only 3 cm long!
Kevin: Yea that girl that tried to suck him off told me he has a gimp dick!
gimp dick by tiddleywinkz October 3, 2013

ang gimotti 

The most wondrous word in the world, amazing way to annoy your teacher. Also, it means 'It feels good!'
It can be used for all purposes.
Girlfriend: I need to go to the toilet!!!
Boyfriend: Ang Gimotti

Teacher: Where did you put your homework!!
Student: Ang Gimotti

Mom: Eat Lunch you stupid boy!
Boy: Ang Gimotti

gimp hand 

the gimp hand is a poker hand consisting of A-9.
never play the gimp hand.... its so much worse than AT.
gimp hand by squomp January 15, 2011
A mixture between street rat and white trash. As the story goes, apparently Minneapolis rapper Prof and his friends back in high school knew a kid by the name of Gampo who used to steal things and was sketchy as hell. They would take him places and he would need to be told not to steal things, which he always would anyway, no matter where they went. Basically now Prof and his friends have no idea where this "Gampo" character is, and they don't know whether he is dead or alive. So now Prof uses this sketchy guy's name as reference to him and his friends, as well as used in Prof's music.
"You dirty Gampo, get off my street."
"Give that back you fucking Gampo."
"Some Gampos stole the radio right out of my car, I can't believe it."
"I'm a Gampo."
Gampo by spiffybardman August 23, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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