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Craig Gilner 

The character featured in It's Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini. He checks himself into a mental hospital and stays there for a few days. Ned Vizzini wrote the book in approximately one month and used about 85% of his actual experience; he added in the love triangle, changed his age during the events, manipulated the races and personalities of the actual people there, and changed some names around.
1: Isn't Craig Gilner awesome?
2: Yeah, he was pretty much based off of Ned Vizzini himself. Obviously he's cool.
Craig Gilner by IAmBritish March 20, 2009
Related Words

fun-gineer 

A technician of fun.

Must be hyphenated, or else it becomes the name of a technician of fungi.

The term was first coined in the series "Futurama"
Person 1: Man, the realism of the physics in that movie was shit!
Person 2: oh yeah? Since when were YOU fun-gineer?
fun-gineer by Padman January 28, 2007
To rip off, scam, or swindle someone in a personal financial or otherwise transaction. An action violating fiduciary responsibility.

Typically involving retirement or investment assets. Also to perform an unsuitable action in business and personal relationships for an improper personal gain at the other parties expense.
You rolled a 401k into a VUL? You gilnered that guy.

Damn, you called my girlfriend last night after I left? Damn bro quit trying to gilner me!
gilner by Matt R. E. January 29, 2008

fro-gineered  

A more polite or sophisticated way of saying afro Engineered commonly used in corporate, construction and civil engineering arenas
man dat's some fro-gineered sheot... I's finna go axed 'em ta fixed it.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026