Sheela
na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they
may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure
lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is
said to have guarded the town by preventing the
big-
dicked Norman
army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.
What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black
hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?
