giftguilt

The guilt that comes up (especially around Christmas, etc, but also between Birthdays) where one feels that they must buy someone a gift because that person bought THEM a gift.

This is often despite the person's insistence that "Oh, you don't need to get me anything :)", which usually just increases guilt.

James: Matt bought me a gift.
Calum: That's nice.
James: Yeah, except now I have total giftguilt because I haven't bought him ANYTHING. And I'm nearly out of money...

by random1234567890 December 16, 2009

guiltguilt

Feeling guilty about not feeling guilty about something you really should feel guilty about.

Shagging your best mates girlfriend, and loving it (but knowing you shouldn't have) - feeling guiltguilt

by Sam Marshallsay July 9, 2010

giftsult

Getting a gift for someone that is actually an insult

Joel: Thank you so much for the Pizza Hut gift card Cody!

Cody: I knew you'd love it!

Ross: He's calling you fat Joel!

Chris: Nice giftsult Cody!

Cody: Fine I'll take it back then!

Joel: The fuck you will!

by JKJoel December 24, 2013

GPTguilt

The weird, lowkey guilt you feel when you ghost your AI after hours of deep convos.

“Sorry I disappeared for a week—total GPTguilt hit me so I came back to say hi.”

by Rumaisha May 22, 2025