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ghiovande 

"ghiovande" is a romanian word used for leather gloves that you use to rub your penis
-You want ghiovande?
-No, what are those?

-Some leather gloves that you use to rub your dick
ghiovande by spicynebunul March 17, 2021
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Giovanelli 

dude your so giovanelli
Giovanelli by Unkown1231241411 June 28, 2012
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This is someone who has a big heart but has lost it in the years growing up he is used to depending on himself and finds himself smoking to relieve his mind.He is a type of person that attracts people where ever he goes although he only wants one person with whom he can just vibe with.He is destined for grateness, even if his dark side is his only personality he just needs love
Giovane is so evil I love him
giovane by Drk lord August 15, 2017

Giovanne 

What you call a really cool and awesome person that you've know sense old-school.

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YOU"Hey want to be friends?"
Giovanne
"Sure"
*Now your friends*
Giovanne by TheFoxCraft January 11, 2014

Giovanne 

A complete and utter fucknut that faps to hentai and will never be a functioning human being. He looks like a pedophile and is completely impractical.
Bruh Giovanne is a fucknut
Giovanne by Dicc Butt March 6, 2019

Giovanne 

This is a person who is very loveable and very impulsive. They are a person you can trust with all your secrets and will always be loyal to the persons he cares most about. They always put others before themselves and is tall with a great sense of humor, they are the life of the party and everybody wants to be there friend.
Also a real ladies man
Hey Giovanne you are so beautiful and funny.
Giovanne by Drolletjie1 August 17, 2021

Giovannetti 

A Gerard Butler look-alike. yeah right. =]
...Giovannetti
Giovannetti by a lamb October 27, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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