Ghetto Nachos

Name: Ghetto Nachos Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
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Cheap nachos, created in the bag... at the convenience store.

Oh, you don't have the $2.99 for a box of Nachos down at the 11-7? (You're not a Republican; are you?) Well, you got a dollar? No problem, Ghetto Nachos then. The sign on the counter says free chili and cheese, although they failed to specify what this is (and more importantly isn't) for on the signs.

Ingredients:

1 Convenience store
1 Small bag corn chips
Self service hot dog/nacho counter (with free chili, cheese and jalapenos)

Directions: Choose and pay for the $1 bag of corn chips. About face and proceed to the self-service counter where the free chili and cheese is. Open bag of chips. Squirt liquid cheese like substance in to bag. Squirt liquified chili like substance into the bag. Garnish with free jalapenos (Yep, toss 'em into the bag.) Exit store immediately. Enjoy!

Ghetto Nachos by Queso Suave September 29, 2012

Words you can keep

Ghetto Nachos

"Nachos" made by putting tortilla chips on a cookie sheet, covering them with grated cheese and sliding them into the oven.

Eeeeeeww! When you asked if I wanted nachos I didn't think you meant ghetto nachos! Where's the sour cream, tomato, olives, lettuce and salsa??

Ghetto Nachos by The Brett February 10, 2009

ghetto nachos

a dish made by simply combining saltine crackers and shredded cheddar cheese and put in the microwave for 45 seconds. This dish is very popular amongst minorities.

Person 1: Yo you got any tortilla chips and shredded cheese to make nachos?

Person 2: Nah man but i got saltine crackers instead, we can have some ghetto nachos!

ghetto nachos by doubledeuces420 March 12, 2011

ghetto nachos supreme

Just like ghetto nachos, only with Doritos spread across a cookie sheet, covered in shredded and sliced cheese. Put in oven until all cheese has melted

I was out of Tostitos, so I made ghetto nachos supreme for my guests.

ghetto nachos supreme by the BranDog December 2, 2010

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026