gherpes 

A mix of gonarrhea and herpes.

Jesus that hooker looks like she has gherpes.

gherpes by Uncle Tom June 23, 2016

glerpes

Difficult to cure and highly infectious, this is glitter that travels from person to person after even minimal contact. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. A great number of queer people, particularly gay men, catch and spread glerpes.

Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.

Jourdan works at the Center For Queer Children and regularly spreads glerpes.

glerpes by Kari Tether December 18, 2014

Gerpes 

Genital Herpes, usually found in hot tobs and swimming pools were aqua orgys occur and were bodily fluids are exchanged

Steve- "Yo lets take a dip in the hot tub"

Mike-"Nah brosky i dont wanna catch the gerpes"

Gerpes by Big Sen August 2, 2008

tyler gheres

the little runt piece of pizza left over after everyone picks the larger far superior pieces

"Scott and I bought a pizza but Jake you can have the tyler gheres"

tyler gheres by likegearsonabike June 24, 2009

glerpes

The mixture of glitter and herpes found on any number of individuals. This term speaks to the oddly high incidence at which glitter and herpes occur together. Glitter and herpes alone have a small probability of being present on any sole person. However, the probability that the second occurs when the first is present is almost a statistical certainty.

Person 1: "Dude that stripper is so hot!
Person 2 She has glitter all over her man.
Person 1 Wtf does that have to do with anything?
Person 2 The glerpes... You can't be too careful
Person 1: Good catch...

glerpes by freshnate September 22, 2011

Gerpes 

germs, an illness, not necessarily sexually transmitted.

Hey, don't sneeze on me, I don't want to catch your Gerpes.

Gerpes by Emberrr December 18, 2008

Gerpes 

The disease you get when you interact with Gerg, it originated with a Gerg and a feline named Dusty.

Gerg gave Gerpes to Dusty

Gerpes by Tanman December 18, 2022