GoNarrhea

GoNarrhea /ˌɡɒnəˈrɪə/ 1. The thought process of a man smart enough to know how dumb he is

Person 1: Eric has been wearing N-95 masks that don't cover his nose half the time.
Person 2: He watches both CNN and Fox News, he must have GoNarrhea

by GoNa. December 8, 2020

gonorrea

Disease. In Colombia it's used to demean a person just the same way like pirobo, garbimba, malparido, etc

Your boyfriend hit you? What a gonorrea. That gonorrea stole my bus fare

by pimpollo July 16, 2007

Goonorrhea

A state of mind in which the person afflicted wants to create as much chaos and disorder as possible. This may include various illegal activities such as violent crimes, drug-use (primarily hallucinogenic) and property damage.

“James and Haydon caught a bad case of Goonorrhea last weekend. They destroyed my whole house!”

by Jay Of Earth February 29, 2020

gnarhead

A particular individual who lives a radical, dangerous, and always extreme lifestyle. Often caught demonstrating his surf stance in everyday situations. Also always appears to be under the influence of some sort of drug.

"that gnarhead head drank 3 four lokos and took 2 hits of acid! Now he's trying to bomb parking garages on his long board"

"Has anyone seen the Chris?"
"Yeah, that gnarhead has been staring at the lava lamp for 2 hours."

Famous gnarheads:
Steve-o (Jackass/Wildboyz)
Chicken Joe (Surf's Up)
Jeff Bridges (The Big Lebowski)
Slater (Dazed and Confused)
Otto Rocket (Rocket power)
Keanu Reeves (Always)

by gnarhead January 13, 2011

GonorRhianna

That chick Chris Brown beat up for giving him STDs...

I can't believe GonorRhianna didn't hit that nigga back.

by JesusAlmightyOfSpringfieldOman October 12, 2011

what's 2+2? gonorrhea

1) A phrase uttered in angst when on the ultimate self-journey to discovering why you lack a boyfriend.

2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.

From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.

It's a video basically doing crazy stuff that I think guys like in a girl, like being dumb and a slut... and a "good time." K? So this is just gonna be me doing crazy stuff. K. Cuz I don't have a boyfriend, so I've kind of been wondering what's wrong with me, besides the fact that I don't have any boobs. I'm a full package you guys, except without the package. No I'm just kidding. Ok, so it's gonna start now. (Now, say "Do you like me now?" x 1000, put on excessive makeup, make yourself incredibly moist, fluff up your hair, do a myspace pose, lift up your shirt, and party boy. Eventually you will want to say "What's 2+2? Gonorrhea.")

by abracadaversandmagicerasers July 11, 2011

gonorrhea

1. A horrific sounding veneral disease one might contact from not paying attention where you stick your thingy.
2. The consolation prize you get for sleeping with my ex.

After sleeping with that transvestite from Albonia, I finally picked up gonorrhea! Just four more VD's to go before I catch 'em all!

by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003