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Goonorrhea
A state of mind in which the person afflicted wants to create as much chaos and disorder as possible. This may include various illegal activities such as violent crimes, drug-use (primarily hallucinogenic) and property damage.
Goonorrhea by Jay Of Earth February 29, 2020
gnarhead
A particular individual who lives a radical, dangerous, and always extreme lifestyle. Often caught demonstrating his surf stance in everyday situations. Also always appears to be under the influence of some sort of drug.
"that gnarhead head drank 3 four lokos and took 2 hits of acid! Now he's trying to bomb parking garages on his long board"
"Has anyone seen the Chris?"
"Yeah, that gnarhead has been staring at the lava lamp for 2 hours."
Famous gnarheads:
Steve-o (Jackass/Wildboyz)
Chicken Joe (Surf's Up)
Jeff Bridges (The Big Lebowski)
Slater (Dazed and Confused)
Otto Rocket (Rocket power)
Keanu Reeves (Always)
"Has anyone seen the Chris?"
"Yeah, that gnarhead has been staring at the lava lamp for 2 hours."
Famous gnarheads:
Steve-o (Jackass/Wildboyz)
Chicken Joe (Surf's Up)
Jeff Bridges (The Big Lebowski)
Slater (Dazed and Confused)
Otto Rocket (Rocket power)
Keanu Reeves (Always)
GonorRhianna
GonorRhianna by JesusAlmightyOfSpringfieldOman October 12, 2011
what's 2+2? gonorrhea
1) A phrase uttered in angst when on the ultimate self-journey to discovering why you lack a boyfriend.
2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.
From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.
2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.
From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.
It's a video basically doing crazy stuff that I think guys like in a girl, like being dumb and a slut... and a "good time." K? So this is just gonna be me doing crazy stuff. K. Cuz I don't have a boyfriend, so I've kind of been wondering what's wrong with me, besides the fact that I don't have any boobs. I'm a full package you guys, except without the package. No I'm just kidding. Ok, so it's gonna start now. (Now, say "Do you like me now?" x 1000, put on excessive makeup, make yourself incredibly moist, fluff up your hair, do a myspace pose, lift up your shirt, and party boy. Eventually you will want to say "What's 2+2? Gonorrhea.")
what's 2+2? gonorrhea by abracadaversandmagicerasers July 11, 2011
gonorrhea
1. A horrific sounding veneral disease one might contact from not paying attention where you stick your thingy.
2. The consolation prize you get for sleeping with my ex.
2. The consolation prize you get for sleeping with my ex.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
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Blexas
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.