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Girlfriend Deprivation Syndrome

When someone (usually male) is deprived of the company of his/her girlfriend and misses her.
Did you hear about him? His girlfriend is on vacation and people say he's suffering from GFDS...
GFDS by arivtebsah January 11, 2017
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Even though I hated her, I was horny and had to give her a GFDS.
GFDS by Dave Karschnarpholous October 20, 2010

gfdsahjkltrewqyuiopvcxzbnm 

You've gone too far, there is no going back. If you are here, then you have typed every combination of the keyboard possible. You are boredom now, you have become what you were trying to escape. first it was qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, then it was mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, then it kept going: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq, qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp, qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl, polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq], mnbvcxzpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsa, asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop, qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz, zxcvbnmlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop, and now you are here. Good luck.
You are so bored that you type gfdsahjkltrewqyuiopvcxzbnm.

gfdsapoiuytrewqhjklzxcvbnm 

Similar to qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, except you decided to get a bit more creative for this one.
I was bored, so I typed out qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but I was still bored and decided to type out from the middle instead, like gfdsapoiuytrewqhjklzxcvbnm.

gfdsapoiuytrewq

When one has gone beyond the point of being so bored that they type in mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq. The first half of the keyboard, typed in backwards. Doing this shows that you are most likely going insane, and are going to end up searching silly things on google or other search engines for the rest of your life. Now go outside and play.
Sally: I'm soooo bored.
Xainy: Have you searched qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
Sally: Yes, and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq too!
Xainy: Try searching gfdsapoiuytrewq or hjklzxcvbnm.
When you get your words mixed up
And then I went to the shop and gfdsa... I mean, got a basket.
gfdsa by Rath May 25, 2003

gfdsamnbvcxzpoiuytrewqlkjh 

when you're so bored you keep coming up with more keyboard patterns until you find one that isn't in urban dictionary yet.
I'm almost convinced Urban Dictionary has every keyboard pattern in existance. They even have pamosnidbufvygcthxrjzekwlq. (thinking) But how about gfdsamnbvcxzpoiuytrewqlkjh?
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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