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Can i get free gay dicks 

Your mom gay get roast 

An attempt to roast someone but your too socially awkward to actually say anything
"Haha your mom gay get roast"
"what a fucking loser"

Get your gay off my land!!! 

Used when playing Super Smash Bros Melee and the dumbass you're playing against (he's probably using Jiggly Puff) forgets that you've been charging a smash attack. You then unleash its fury and exclaim, "Get your gay off my land!!!"
Dumbass: Dude, I'm totally 1337 at this game!

You: (while unleashing fury) Get your gay off my land!!!

Get Away Jakob Gay 

The magic spell which keeps Jakob away from you.
If Jakob ever comes close to you just shout: "Get away Jakob gay" and he is compelled by a higher power to flee
Get Away Jakob Gay by FlipperFrank January 9, 2020

Get a little gay 

Whoopi Goldberg (The View) was famous for coining the phrase "Sometimes you just have to get a little gay". During the fragile formative years of 2005 - 20012, "Get a little gay" was definitely "a thing". Celebrities such as Tom Cruise and Katy Perry talked quite openly on this subject, citing benefits for health, weight loss, and increases and personal well being.

Since the legalization of gay marriage, the "getting gay" movement has since faded into obscurity. The phrase "Get a little gay" has now etymologized into meaning anything from "lighten up!" to a cool slang way to tell someone you're crackin' open a cold one with the boys.

Sometimes you just have to get a little gay...
Tony: What's up, Freddy.
Freddy: Not much. Wanna shoot some hoops and get a little gay with the boys?!

get your mind out of the gay gutter 

Much like the phrase get your mind out of the gutter, which is said when someone is thinking dirty, but instead of dirty thoughts, your telling them to stop thinking homo thoughts; often used when someone reacts in a gay way.
Nick: Your mother.
Chirs: Fuck you.
Nick: What time? lol.
Chris: Dude.. get your mind out of the gay gutter.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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