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gervaised 

Pronunciation: JUR-VEY-D

Definition: A sudden unexplained connectivity problem with the Internet in your workplace usually precipitated by a colleague.

Origin: A guy in the office abuses the outside internet connection and it is suspected he is up to no good all the time, so he gets disconnected without notice to the internet. We call it being "gervaised".
What happened to my Internet? It's down. Someone must have been screwing around on the net again. I'm probably gervaised.
gervaised by cndnheat February 18, 2010
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Gervásio 

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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
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Breadhead 

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A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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