gervaised

Pronunciation: JUR-VEY-D

Definition: A sudden unexplained connectivity problem with the Internet in your workplace usually precipitated by a colleague.

Origin: A guy in the office abuses the outside internet connection and it is suspected he is up to no good all the time, so he gets disconnected without notice to the internet. We call it being "gervaised".

What happened to my Internet? It's down. Someone must have been screwing around on the net again. I'm probably gervaised.

by cndnheat February 18, 2010

Gabriel Gervais

Whipped and listens to CAKE

Nathan- " Hey Gabriel Gervais"
Gabe- " Stfu!, I'm trying to listen to cake and get whipped"
Nathan-" Booty Shorts"

by Coolyoh July 7, 2009

Gervase

A Gervase is insanely sexy. Gervase is sex that walks around. Very nice, gets along well with everyone. A Gervase can also be a jerk and an asshole a good 99% of the time but you love a Gervase anyway.

sex, hot, jerk, Gervase

by Michelleeeeeeeee January 6, 2009

Gervaisism

Collective term for the spiritual following, including idolization and worship of, the person Ricky Gervais and or the genius of Ricky Gervais such as comedy writing, comedy directing, comedy performance, acting, directing etc

The individual refers to oneself as a Gervaisist.

A belief that the comedy and work of Ricky Gervais is the most purest and exalted on the planet.

What is your religion?

Oh, I'm Gervaisism.

or

I'm a Gervaisist.

by Roy Andrew Short April 22, 2008

Gervais Dubois

A self proclaimed Gentleman of Leisure who arranges tragedy to befall those who cross him. He is sexually obsessed with the corruption of young women

I wanted to sexually ruin her in a Gervais Dubois sort of way

by Jojo Sedero January 23, 2006

gervais

One who inflicts suffering on others for personal gain through willful ignorance or deliberate bullying. After Ricky Gervais, a comedian who sought to bring back the abusive disablist term "mong" in order to boost his career.

He just walked up and kicked a homeless guy. What a total gervais.

by Rubberbottom October 18, 2011

Kate Gervais

Kate Gervais is an iconic queen. One of those rare people that's both beautiful and insanely smart. She loves dogs and can rock a messy bun with no makeup like no one's business. She spends her free time skiing like a maniac and boating. Did I mention she's funny af too? A solid 11/10. You'll be lucky if you ever get the chance to talk to her.

Kate Gervais is going to cure cancer one day. Maybe with her smile, maybe with medicine. Who knows?

by Notclairestatz January 4, 2022