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It is usually how big around something is
“Omg Stacy have you seen Byron’s cock it has so much gerth and length”
Gerth by Ginger👃 November 16, 2018
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penis, cock, dick, man meat, love lenth
shit i need to get the gerth out
gerth by jonny cupcakes April 30, 2005

gerth turtle 

When your getting head and your penis gets bit so it shrivels up like a turtle going into its shell.
She gave me a Gerth turtle
gerth turtle by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016

Holden Gerth 

Men love him, women love him, everybody loves him AND his long shlong
You see that sexy mf over there climbing random shit? Gotta be Holden Gerth
Holden Gerth by Whatisagoodusername December 8, 2017

Big Giant man gerth woman buster 

my Big Giant man gerth woman buster killed my mom when i came out the woom.
Big Giant man gerth woman buster by cl September 28, 2003

swirly gerth 

When you buy a set of electric toy trains and you tie your baby to the tracks naked with its legs spread and you tape a drill with an eggplant on the front of it going full speed and it hits the babies insides so deliciously that it’s ancestors can feel it.
Tomorrow I am going to swirly gerth my entire bloodline.
swirly gerth by Mommy chinked 6000 January 7, 2024
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011
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Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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