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Germanic 

Relating to the culture, ethnicity, and language of the Germanic peoples among history including but not limited to Nordics (Danes, Faroese, Icelanders, Norwegians, and Swedes), Germans (and their regional variants), Dutch,

English, Goths, Cimbri, Teutons and some Ashkenazi Jews, Derived from the region east of the Rhine and north of the Danube (modern day Germany, Netherlands, and Poland) during Roman times known as "Germania" by the Romans, most notably Julius Caesar and Tacitus.
Germanic history and culture has helped shape Europe
Germanic by Beelz3bub June 29, 2021

Germanic Guido 

Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:

Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
Germanic Guido by Imanisu March 4, 2022

Germanic Tribes 

The dipshits who destroyed the greatest empire in history.
A:Why did Rome collapse?
B:Sustained attacks from Germanic Tribes along with internal issues causing it to split in two and weak leaders are mainly what contributed to the Roman Empire’s downfall.

Germanic languages 

Pronunciation: /dʒərˈmænɪk ˈlæŋɡwɪdʒɪz/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Germanic Languages (phrase, proper noun) - A collection of Indo-European languages that are deemed undesirable due to their perceived profane and blasphemous nature. These are regarded as languages associated with demonic or malign influences. The terms are to be viewed with suspicion and avoided whenever possible.

Significance:
• It identifies “Germanic Languages” as a distinct linguistic group.
• It presents these languages as inherently negative and undesirable.
• It attributes a demonic or malign quality to them.
• It denotes them as blasphemous and profane.
• It advocates for their avoidance in the context of the American English language.
Examples:
• “The Germanic Languages represent a corrupted form of expression.”
• “It is advised that you avoid the use of Germanic Languages due to their malign nature.”
• “Those who speak Germanic Languages are to be viewed with suspicion.”
• “The Germanic Languages possess a blasphemous and profane quality that is to be avoided.”
• “The sounds of Germanic Languages are often viewed as disturbing.”
• "Unfortunately, I abhor the Germanic languages because they are vulgar and derogatory."
Germanic languages by Dmitrio January 10, 2025

the germanic spin

Where 2 men with 8 inch long penises and above grab eachother by their erect penises and proceed to spin in a circle together.
I did the germanic spin last night with Jerry
the germanic spin by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022

Proto-Germanic 

The last intelligible stage of the Germanic Languages like English, German, Dutch, Swedish, Icelandic, Gothic etc. Tough this language is not directly attested, it has been reconstructed using the comparative method, searching for common grammar and speech among a given language group. Proto-Germanic itself is a descendant of earlier Proto-Indo-European.
The Proto-Germanic term for "sun" is "*sunnǭ"
Proto-Germanic by Antyr February 26, 2024
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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