gerecat

Gerecat (noun) Any of a variety of small woodland creatures used as a sexual stimulant. A gerecat may also be used as an organic means of collecting information when used by a 'pro' money collector. Examples include: vole; mole; gerbil; chipmonk; weevil. And on rare occasions, squirrel. The term is derived from the American film star of the 1980's, Richard Gere, who it was reported to have had to go to an emergency room tohave a small woodland creature that was wrapped in tape and declawwed, removed from his anus.

Major Minor- Colonel Lingus got that bastard to sell out Isis, after he shoved a gerecat up his ass!

Mr. Rectamy- Did the old Bird use the gerbel or the mongoose?
Major Minor- Neither. He used the squirrel.

gerecat by Fnqaz November 29, 2017

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Gericatric

That weird stage in a cat's life when it's no longer a kitten but isn't dead yet

Lauren: "Aww, how old is this furball?"
Kristen: "I dunno, he has to be gericatric by now."

Gericatric by kayjayweb March 4, 2019

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gerecat • Gericatric • Gerection • Gericated • Das Gerechtsareal

Das Gerechtsareal

Das Gerechtsareal ist, im Staatsgewisse der deutschen Nation und Volkes, eine Fortführung der gewonnen Gebiete im Reichskommissariat. Das deutsche Volk ist dies, welche mit ihren arischen Gerissenheit die Neuauferstehung des Menschen ermöglichen. Nach dem Gesetzes in der Ultra-Mega-Deutschlandverfassung im dritten Abschnitt der Arschloch-Division, kann man im reine und zeige die arische Rasse in ihrer voller Macht darstellen.

Scheisse! Ich habe die Regeln des Gerechtsareal nicht im arischen Sinne befolgt! Das ist ein Verrat! Der schlimmste Verrat der arischen Geschichte!

Das Gerechtsareal

Das Gerechtsareal by BAYUM888 July 7, 2022