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Gerecat (noun) Any of a variety of small woodland creatures used as a sexual stimulant. A gerecat may also be used as an organic means of collecting information when used by a 'pro' money collector. Examples include: vole; mole; gerbil; chipmonk; weevil. And on rare occasions, squirrel. The term is derived from the American film star of the 1980's, Richard Gere, who it was reported to have had to go to an emergency room tohave a small woodland creature that was wrapped in tape and declawwed, removed from his anus.

Major Minor- Colonel Lingus got that bastard to sell out Isis, after he shoved a gerecat up his ass!

Mr. Rectamy- Did the old Bird use the gerbel or the mongoose?
Major Minor- Neither. He used the squirrel.

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Gericatric

That weird stage in a cat's life when it's no longer a kitten but isn't dead yet

Lauren: "Aww, how old is this furball?"
Kristen: "I dunno, he has to be gericatric by now."

Gericatric by kayjayweb March 4, 2019

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Das Gerechtsareal

Das Gerechtsareal ist, im Staatsgewisse der deutschen Nation und Volkes, eine Fortführung der gewonnen Gebiete im Reichskommissariat. Das deutsche Volk ist dies, welche mit ihren arischen Gerissenheit die Neuauferstehung des Menschen ermöglichen. Nach dem Gesetzes in der Ultra-Mega-Deutschlandverfassung im dritten Abschnitt der Arschloch-Division, kann man im reine und zeige die arische Rasse in ihrer voller Macht darstellen.

Scheisse! Ich habe die Regeln des Gerechtsareal nicht im arischen Sinne befolgt! Das ist ein Verrat! Der schlimmste Verrat der arischen Geschichte!

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Gericatric

An elderly cat

"So she can't chase mice anymore?"
"No, she's a gericatric."

Gericatric by BosleyFergus April 23, 2014

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Gerection

A boner in a akward place and time

I had a gerection at church.

Gerection by Pepito 18 April 19, 2018

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Gericated

A term describing old people and the insane amount of prescription and OTC drugs they take.

"Girl your grandma is totally gericated, never seen so many pill bottles on a dining room table".

Gericated by Hipnosis November 1, 2024

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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