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george i 

he's pretty smart once you talk to him but he only talks in german. no english is to be expected and he looks like a small looking turnip. he's trying his hardest dw. to be annoying <33
"Oh do you know about George I? Yeah the one they plucked from Germany cause he was protestant to become king of great britain."
george i by sam with an y November 28, 2021
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I blame George Lucas too

Cus, like, what kind of plot device is it, George? Like, you needed to listen to me and not George there. I mean, it had it's moments but you have Phasma. A full beskar armor. Immune to blaster fire, literally. Not a single scene of her getting lit up by blaster fire. You literally threw the 3rd most memorable character out of the trilogy in the garbage. Yes Daisy, you do need to get into choreography. That isn't optional. Should have lost the first fight to Kylo. Sonic tonfa stormtrooper was tight but you gotta establish some lore there. Like was he in Finn's squadron?They should have had a scene there. Snoke? Why is the crippled old man Palpatine using a crippled old man clone if he can make clones? Like, he has the Jedi genocider Jango Fett model laying around there somewhere. That could have been the plot to the 3rd movie right there, like, Palpatine is trying to upload his consciousness into a Jango Fett body so he can live forever and you gotta stop him. You could have had, instead of or in addition to having them fight the honor guard, you have Rey and Kylo fight the Jango Snoak. He's got all of the Jedi murder data uploading into his clone so he's metal. Kylo manages to kill him but oh shit! There's another one! What's going on? Palpatine got the Genosian clone data and he's making himself clone vessels.
Hym "I blame George Lucas too. I told you that it was not a plot device and you tried to use it as though it was purely a plot device and look what happened. You have an animatronic protagonist who Rollercoasters her way through the story. Finn, I don't even know what Finn did in the story. I thought he was going to be a love interest or something or there would be a love triangle. No. That's not a thing."

I hate everything George does 

Agitation from his breathing,chewing,and him being alive
My dad-George

I hate everything George does

King George III

They say
George Washington's yielding his power and stepping away
Is that true?
I wasn't aware that was something a person could do
I'm perplexed
Are they gonna keep on replacing whoever's in charge?
If so, who's next?
There's nobody else in their country who looms quite as large…

A sentinel whispers in King George's ear

John Adams?!
I know him
That can't be
That's that little guy who spoke to me
All those years ago
What was it, eighty-five?
That poor man, they're gonna eat him alive!
Oceans rise
Empires fall
Next to Washington, they all look small
All alone
Watch them run
They will tear each other into pieces
Jesus Christ, this will be fun!

Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da da dat dat da ya daaaaa!
Hahahahahahahahaha

"President John Adams"
Good luck!
That was King George III's last song in Hamilton
King George III by AND PEGGY!!! January 3, 2019

George in the jungle 

When you have a shit and it gets stuck in your bum hole pubes.
Fuck George in the jungle is back again.

King George III

King George III was the Great king of Britain and Ireland. Some see him as a Tyrant and others don't but as you can tell mainly Revolutionaries and just people who wanted to leave the Monarchy called him Crude names. The King wasn't as everyone pictures him in fact he usually wasn't the type of guy who liked violence and he only started getting violent after his Mental state started breaking.
"Dear, King George III I send you this letter because....."
King George III by King George IV September 1, 2017

George is in Florida

Content Creator Georgenotfound is in Florida with his best friend sapnap and boyfriend dream
"George is in Florida"
What?!
Yeah it's the 24th of July
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