Gentleman's Lunch

A meal taken in private while evading responsibility and perusing pornography or other sexually explicit material

Bento bow from Sushi King, the lesbian scene from Mulholland Drive: time for Gentleman's Lunch!

Gentleman's Lunch by crashcomet December 14, 2010

gentleman's lunch

Enjoying a meal or snack, while sitting atop the toilet. Done most often while defecating.

I was pressed for time between work and school, so I had to have a gentleman's lunch.

gentleman's lunch by Mr. C the Amazing November 24, 2010

Gentlemans Lunch 

Having sex with a daughter and mum in the same night. It does not have to be at the same time. Walking from the daughters room into the mums room is generally where it starts.

I had sex with my girlfriend and her mum asked if I would pleasure her after I was finished. I had a gentlemans lunch :)

Gentlemans Lunch by bookert13 July 1, 2011

Lunch Gentleman 

A Lunch Gentleman is a male lunch lady. Since males aren't ladies of course, they are considered Lunch Gentlemen. They do most of the same things lunch ladies do, and normally get jobs in schools that provide lunch.

"Hey, you know that lunch lady over there? He serves horrible food."
"AHEM, IT'S LUNCH GENTLEMAN TO YOU MISTER."

Lunch Gentleman by OiSlumai October 21, 2020